Here is some bad humor at your expense:
What's the Difference between a puppy and an indie kid?
Eventually, the puppy stops whining.
How many indie kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Oh it's some obscure number; you've probably never heard of it.
How many indie kids does it take to change a light bulb?
2; one to change the light bulb and one to write a crappy song about it.
So an indie girl walks into a bar...
Then she immediately returns home to write in her livejournal about it and post the random ass things she took pictures of along the way onto her facebook.
How can you tell when an indie kid is hitting on you?
He doesn't ask for your number. Instead he asks you for a cigarette and if you like Postwar American Fiction.
Disclaimer: It's good to poke fun at ourselves every once in a while, so if you are actually offended, you can just go suck on your cigarettes and write a really confusing poem about how much I suck that doesn't make any sense to anybody!
Be3p bo0p b0P
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