Tuesday, February 17, 2009

V-day left you scorning?


V-day left you scorning? Well, you could keep googling pick-up lines to mend your bitter black heart. Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle, Did you fart? Because you blew me away, Do you have a Band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. OR you could try something more creative and genuine. I suggest swapping i-pods (that's if you trust that your shit won't be stolen) or playing 20 questions "guess my favorite song/band" addition. These tactics would sure pan out better than, Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

photo of Banksy



-monique halgat

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